Stuffed and shaved pussies

Really BIG shave marks...

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:08:10 -0700

About a month ago, this lion had surgery to remove a large (volleyball sized) blockage from her intestine. She had her belly shaved in addition to her upper paws and lower arms for the IV. She's up and running and back on her normal diet again, but last week when I got these photos she was still growing in her fur.

She's about 16 years old, which is sorta getting up there for a mountain lion. She was originally kept as a pet (!!!) in Nevada, where keeping wild animals is legal with proper permits (though it's still a really BAD idea 98% of the time). Sadly, while her owner had the permits, he didn't have the ability to care for a full grown lion. Instead of finding a better place for her, he kept her on a two foot chain in a junkyard. When he went for vacation one day, he hired a little boy to care for "his pets." The boy had the sense to see that the animals he kept were very sick (she was given a frozen, plastic wrapped chicken everyday--no water or anything else) and the authorities were contacted. She was rehabilitated, but between being kept captive and having been declawed (possibly with chocolate covered rusty pliers, the job was really poorly done) the people working with her knew she'd never make it in the wild. After she was healthy again she moved to a permanent home at Lindsay Wildlife museum. That was 12 years ago.

R. Moore

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The girls were going at it again...

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:55:02 -0700

mah gurlz

I'm not sure how well you can see this picture - like all the rest it's taken on my phone - but Sister is seriously stuffed into a shoe box, holding Honey's head still so she can lick her face. This bathing ritual is almost a daily occurrence, but I still think, "Aww, how sweet," everytime I see it. When we had all that terrible rain a couple of weeks ago, Honey came in the house kinda dirty, and Sister was helping me as I tried to wipe her off. I was drying her front legs as Sister cleaned one of the back ones. Sheba's still adjusting, getting braver around Honey, but she's not ready to play just quite yet.

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Pirate Peggy Leggy Sails the High Seas

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:15:31 -0700

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It all began one day when Peggy was surfing the webs and saw a Pirate Pom on Cuteoverload.com. Suddenly she realized that all her short kitty life she had been dreaming of being a pirate. She wanted it all, a ship, a crew and a plank to set any scaliwags walking off of.

She dreamed each night of treasure and fame and cutlasses and swords. She wanted to shoot cannons and fight sea monsters and maybe one day meet up and do battle with that scurvey Red Beard the Pom Pirate.

One morning when she woke up she decided to make her dream a reality. She would go off in search of a ship to sail in. Realizing that she would have to walk a long way to get to the ocean (45 miles) she decided to pack up her favorite cat food and head out.

Next she thought she better get a map so she went to the internet again and went on Mapquest and got her very own map with directions. While she was on mapquest she thought perhaps I can find a ship on the internet too, so she promptly went to ebay where there were lots of boats for sail. Sadly none of them were tall mast ships.

As she was looking though she found an awesome yaht for sale. If you can't have a tall mast ship to sail you definately should have a plush yaht. This particular boat came with it's own crew. She whipped out her master cat card and ordered her boat. Now all she needed was to head to the ocean and get to pirating.

After walking for several days she arrived at the pier and boarded her very own luxury yaht. Rallying the crew she informed them that from now on they would not be speaking frawnch they would be speaking pirate. Arrr! They thought this was a grande idea especially after she opened up the rum.

It was at this point that one of the newly initiated pirates mentioned the fact that Peggy didn't look much like a pirate captain and in fact that she looked like a cat, and not a very scary cat. HE suggested that she needed a peg leg.

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Hmm thought Peggy, I can be Peggy Leggy the most fearsome pirate on the high seas. so she went down into the galley of the yaht and found a suitable peg leg.

She swashbuckled up the stairs to the deck where she yelled to the men ahoy you lily livered swamp rats get this boat under way. WE be pirates and we is off to find pirate treasure and booty.

Arr yelled the men. and they started the engine and set out to sea in their beautiful pea green ship.

They sailed a long time and found many beautiful islands. They pillaged and plundered and boarded any ships they came accross. They amassed a great fortune for themselves and generally had a great time drinking rum eating chocolate pudding and fish and making people they captured walk the plank.

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One day one of the mates saw a ship off the starboard side. Ship ahoy he yelled they be pirates.

They be Red Beard the Pom Pirate and his feisty crew.

Come about yelled peggy Leggy the pirate. We are boarding that ship and taking all their treasure and I am making that pom walk the plank.

The two ships came together and it was a fiercesom battle and there was fighting and killing and shooting and blood and guts everywhere. Peggy Leggy and her valient crew fought hard against Red Beard the Pom and his ferocious pirate pals.

Who would win this battle? Who would end up with all the fine treasure?

The world will never know. Peggy woke up at this point from her dream, realized it was a dream and promptly beat up on the toilet paper roll she found on her leg.

What? don't look at me like that! you know cats can't have credit cards, and you didn't really think a bunch of men would follow a CAT off to sea in a boat and fight for her and talk pirate now did you! Well maybe if there was enough RUM.

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Hot pussy waiting to pounce her man

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:01:49 -0700

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Here's Lilac just waiting to pounce on Darin. He is just out of camera range.

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Stuffed Twice & Straddling

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Wed, 30 May 2007 07:01:54 -0700

Sister's new favorite bed is a box I strategically placed on my ironing board to keep the cat hair coverage down; and her favorite toy is any Wal-Mart bag I leave on the floor after buying groceries. Amazingly, she did all the stuffing herself. I didn't even need to pose her. Then I got this third picture...I caught her STRADDLING. Well, sort of. She's wrapped aroung the back and side of a wing-back chair. Just look at the crossed paws!

-Brie

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so modest

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Wed, 30 May 2007 06:32:09 -0700

*so modest*

Haven't shaved in a while. So embarrassing...

-Okie

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Practically naked!

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Mon, 28 May 2007 18:32:17 -0700

Gotta love the lion look.

This is my firends' cat. I don't remember why she was shaved, probably not because of the heat, this was in January.

-Laney

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She's freshly shaven, guys...

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Fri, 25 May 2007 10:41:47 -0700

This would be Sheba, freshly shaven. In the close-up you can see the tattoo that she normally keeps hidden, but she's given me permission to post it here for all to see.

- Brie

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Bud's naughty confession

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Fri, 25 May 2007 09:56:52 -0700

He likes to lick himself. Sorry...no shaving. But there's still a nipple.

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Doubly Stuffed

nobody@vox.com(Stuffed and shaved) — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:25:50 -0700

1) Stuffed animal (oddly log-shaped cat)
2) stuffed INTO the converted kitty shelf

Stumpkitty

This is a collapsing bookshelf I modified for my sister's cats. They didn't end up going through the holes very much, though. One's too chubby and the other one just jumps straight to the top shelf.

- T.

(nice tag there, kitteh. rowr!)

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